If you ever feel down because you can’t get the subjunctive tenses correctly yet, just know that I’m a native Spanish speaker and that yesterday I had to ask myself “Wait what’s the present subjunctive of herir for nosotros?”
Imma abuela you if youre not nice!!
Siempre. Taco tiempo.
dont swim upstream, swim towards mee, salmon boy
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this is so hawt just yes please
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she would be like “woha boys like me and im a feminist and im smart woah i feel confident even my SAT score doesnt shit and woah i have friends”
Awkward Boner Time!
At practice today, my track coach got a boner. It was a really bad one. The cloth of his shorts became really really pointy after the team’s warm up. Now, don’t think that I regularly stare at him like that. I was stretching and when I looked up, he and his friend were next to me. I just had to keep my head down and pray that he wouldn’t walk closer to me. It kept up for more than 10 minutes. I kept trying to shield my eyes, but my friend accidentally looked up and once your eyes are there it’s so hard not to stare at something that has you scarred for life. Hopefully I’ll forget the time I saw my 5’3” 40 year old track coach with his hairy, sweaty arms and matching puke green singlet, shorts, and shoes having a boner.
*shudders to the grave*
WHY I LOVE MILEY CYRUS
She has got it goin’ on. (More so than even Stacy’s mom.) I love how confident she is and STRONG. You say she’s a slut, I say she’s doing what she wants. I am so deathly afraid of becoming a slut for fear of the judgement it will bring. She jumped right in. She never apologized for her VMA routine and she didn’t really have to. (Treatment of black women non-withstanding) She inspires me to jump right in and say “well fuck you, I’m going to do what I want and if you think I should apologize, then you’ve got another thing coming.”
*snaps fingers in a z-formation*
Guardé un suspiro de después de partir
Dejé una carta para mis fantasmas.
El primer día de mi vida sin ti
Cubrí recuerdos con sabanas blancas.
i just want to like run into the middle of that
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